#302: How To Definitely Not Improve On Your Internet Relationships w/ Joseph Resendez
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It pops up. I know, I know. I just wanted some inane chatter before we really get started. Oh deshaun Watson, we're live baby.
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We got the music. Yeah, we got I did it again. does it play? Oh man this professional show sweat equity podcasts and streaming show the number one comedy business podcasts in the world pragmatic entrepreneurial advisors.
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I'm your host locksmiths into your my right your left on the tube is Eric Readinger. Yeah. Okay. You hear that voice? Yeah, I'm here. Oh, wow. All right, Jesus. What's wrong with you? We're 2020s best small medium enterprise business Business Advisory podcast in the United States. Yeah, that's a real award guys. Yeah, you better believe anything? Wait, we put some stank on it. We're gonna get roasted by our associate producer Joseph.
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That's what you'd consider me. Yeah. Why don't you talk in the mic like retaught? Yeah, yeah.
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In the lateness
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lateness Joseph pull your plugs for everybody pulling out like a hair weave? I tell it tell tell the audience you are. We're gonna have you on to talk shit about what we have liked him to help you out. I thought that would be poignant for the show. But before we get into it, send people to whatever sites you got. Yes, on Facebook. I do operate the ascendance photography page. That's my photography. How do you spell it down? r e s e n d e z as in zebra photography, no space. Okay. And then my Instagram is J resendez. So j RS n d z 60. And that's how you can pretty much find me.
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Okay, all right, in LinkedIn as well. We're big on LinkedIn. He's always on the speaking elite. Dan, we got to
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we got to adjust that dude. Mark first. No girth Mark First, the one that you messaged about. Well, I didn't. So I was like, oh, Eric odo this guy messaged us. Because I felt bad. We made fun of his shit. And I forget that people can easily get in touch with us. Yeah. You guys are pretty easy to find. Well, we do have a LinkedIn, Facebook and Instagram and it's fine. It's fine. So I got a mixed message. So you read you read the post, your message you sent me was like, haha.
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And I was like, Oh, cool. He was cool for playing along. And I go, why don't you come on the podcast and just talk about it. And then he was like, Ah, no, no, I don't do any of that. Yeah, no, come on, man. Did he shut down right away? I need to pull. I'm gonna pull it up. I don't know. I didn't pay attention to it. I like Mark personally.
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I'm just kidding. Yeah. Oh, no, no.
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Man get over it dude come on, let's be serious look, I want to bring people into this we made I get a lot of these ads for like entrepreneurs on the go, here's here's the cheat code to 10x your business, you know shit like that where you're like, these guys are full of shit. I there's no the the heart The thing you can't teach is this discipline that is very minute, right? It takes you can't do it in a whiteboard class, right? It takes a while. It's it's a way of life. It's not. If you're teaching that fine, but it smells bad. Do you get the Google Search Console emails that update us on our traffic and like all that stuff? Now? I got one literally, this site. Well, we got one equity pod.com. Yeah. And you want to know what the number with the top hit for the last month? What one we made a mark first?
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Because we're sending because people are looking for him? Yeah. Oh, no. Like, yeah. We're sending unwanted traffic to this guy. Well, no, it's, it's good. Mm. So if you're doing a Google ad campaign the first day, anybody out there that needs to do it, you make a brand campaign so that you never get if you have some bad stuff out there, like I've helped. I've helped some attorney friends of mine that started their own law firm, they got a DUI, you know, in their 20s or something, and that'll show up because it was in the paper for some reason. And so I'm like, Dude are pretty drunk.
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Hey, they party they skied a lot, you know that night? So it's one of those things where I was like, okay, make a Google ad campaign put in it's called a brand campaign put in your name put in a sober he is all the things that that people are looking for, so that you can bog it down. Because number number one in SEO still number three, because you got you got the two ads that are always there. Right. Yeah. So that's just almost every business should do that no matter what. I love
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that mark first. He needs to start making ads to divert that. Yeah. Thanks, Mark. So Martin, I'm going to look to the camera and maybe I'll clip this out. Look, here's the deal. Bring it.
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No, I thought you were cool. No, I'm saying mark, come on the show. come on the show show. Like I when I invited you via dm I really like I genuinely didn't want to have you come on to be roast that wrap. Well, I think he thought it was a trap. So I go. So he sent me a message march, march 22 22nd. said, Man, you made me laugh. Nice work on that add analysis and then a smiley face old school. colon. Smiley face like sounds nice to me. Sounds pleasant. would think I said Hey, bud, Eric and I love that you're good smart about it. I lied for Eric. How about we get you on the on the show as a guest. He goes, Hey, look, here's my thoughts. I know you had a good intention but,
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but ad hoc insults, I would not want to go on a show about that. And I was like, man, I had to look up at home. What he meant by that. I was like, Okay, I still don't really understand it but I look that shit up. I'm a C plus dude. What I know what I don't know. Mark murky crushed me in any intellectual conversation because I'm a C plus student that tries harder. So I I learned most things from independent movies. I watched when I was in my 20s we went on Bubba the love sponge knowing he was out to bust our balls. But this is where the comedy business stuff really becomes interesting because we forget some of these guys don't have that. Spy charm. Yeah, yeah. Tar humor. Yeah. Man like it.
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Hit it back and forth with us a little bit, give it a shot, and then I need to find the post because he he lambasts? What we say about him. It's gonna take me a minute. So you guys talk. Good. Glad you prepared for this. Now. I was waiting out in the car for 30 minutes before he places out. This is what
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you're here to criticize us. Yeah, lay into him say I'm bringing it in there. 30 minutes playing with this phone didn't pull up information. I was. You know, slack in here, man. I can't say what I was doing. Actually. I'm
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bad. does it end with hub? No, no, no, no. No. You think you think you think I could slap it in the car right before y'all get here? That is like, that's pro level. Yeah, that would be I don't have that kind of opacity. Yeah. Knowing where you parked
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in the bushes. What are you looking for over there. He shared he shared our post and then wrote like 10 things that we messed up on it. Maybe
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He did. Yeah. So he he wrote like a combative post. Yeah. But it was just on LinkedIn for all social media to see right he's got kind of a bit he's got 7000 about 8000 followers and that's not connection so he he has a sizable audience. Like he laid it on the table against you guys. I know I'm trying to find it good we'll go on one of his videos and you know whatever he was doing
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I went I
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met a thing where we chew on his his post about us and pull up one of his posts let's do that he might have deleted I'm trying to find it now just going in run for me this is good pod. This is good.
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Have you gotten a shot on Joseph yet? Yeah, just making sure I didn't I never saw the red light going dig I know I'm doing Do you know how to do this yet.
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And suppose know, how the hell are you doing over there? I'm just now just going through a fee. No, you're just not even Fugu. If you like Andy Rooney.
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I see everybody with bags now. What's the deal with everybody having a backpack? That's my Andy Rooney for legitimate question though. Like I need for a week ago. Whoa, Eric, don't don't. Morris cameras. That's pretty good time out. That was pretty good. Andy Rooney guys. All right. So Joseph, you're on here. Tell us how shitty we are. As as we've that was all a big act just now. Well seen. Bad podcasting? I'm not gonna say you guys are complete shit.
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I'm just saying. It's definitely unorganized. That hurts.
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That's fine. It's definitely fly by the wheel or however you want to call it fly by night fly by. We'll take you to fly pants. Yeah.
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So we tried to get you to go out there to procure gas. We haven't been good about. So that's what I love most about you guys get to send me out to get guys. I get them. And then what time do you want to schedule these? Okay. Oh, this is the time and then it gets scheduled. And then it's like I'm sweating. Something happened. This occurred in we're always something occurring. What do you guys so yeah, we're gonna last week when I was supposed to be on. Yeah, that was my fault. Yeah, I don't even remember what the hell it was either. It's always a call, man. Okay, that's another guy important. Yeah. Well, way too.
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gender fluid now. wish it was true.
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was so cool. I don't even remember what the what was it? I was tired. It was you know, I know it was you. Oh, I was working. Yeah, that's what it was. Look, is that what you guys call it? Yeah. Working. Yeah. I was speaking up. Yeah, but that's what that noise was. Yo, I saw it from here. I got all right. Yeah. fighter pilot eye sight. Yeah. You're pushing them more v. Parker's every day. Were my last I think my son put them on. Fucking broke him and threw him in the trash. So that's cool. Wow. I think he got scared did that. Yeah, a little law trip. You know, he's like, he's like his dad. I probably would have done the same thing been embarrassed and would have cried shit. My pants did a good job throwing the garbage away. How about that? What? positive thing? So I look fucking great in those glasses. I guarantee talking about glasses. I just picked up this pair. Not Warby Parker. I won't. Thanks for Thanks for helping. I think he did a fan of the show. And he said it wrong on purpose. Yeah, thanks for being a dad and passive aggressively not knowing the brand of the show that your associate producer of Warby Parker. So let's sell some problems. While while you're here. Let's do here's how we can conflict resolution. I want to hear all of it. All the complaints. Because look, this is a lot of business. There's a lot of figuring it out. I figured we do it on the air. You know, maybe it's good entertainment. Maybe it's not.
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But I'm saying we're at least solve a problem. And what we need to do is get a calendly going, right? Yeah, so definitely got to get it. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll make it happen. So that way, whenever you guys have guests that you want that I can schedule, and when we actually do get it scheduled, it can be set in stone, instead of just just tell them to reach out to us. It sounds very laissez faire reach out to us. We'll get as good. Do you guys remember the glory days back in Ebor city? Yeah, we had the calendly that was cool back. Okay. We'll get back to that. We'll get back to that. We're definitely not allowed back in that office. Oh, no, no, but we got banned from that right. Oh, kinda.
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I mean, some would say booted
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for not paying bills. You know.
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Whatever. Divorce is expensive pre divorce is very easy money.
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Yeah, that's how it goes.
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Oh, so here's how we solve this problem. What's the issue? Alright, coordinating a time. Here. Here's what we didn't have. Previously. Eric and I now have new single dads schedule. So we had to make sure those same Tuesday nights pretty much the only night we know we can do this podcast so that's, that's, that's going to be the standard time. Or if we can throw in and every other Saturday that I don't have the kids, he doesn't have kids on Saturdays, that that's gonna be kind of a bonus thing. But for now, Tuesday nights got to be that, you know, we meet here once a week. This is our a, and we can at least bang out one episode if not two, because we should bank at least one to two, right depending on and get ahead of moving on up in his world. I'm moving on up in my professional world. So our schedules become a little tighter. This is our a what is our a we have to be there every week. Oh, yeah, let's use a different thing. Yeah.
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Nothing against a
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like right. Yeah, I've been there once not going to say as to why Bono. kind of obvious why you would go
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to why you would go. I did stand up shows at a produce. I made the filthier the better. Oh yeah, there Do they just want something give me
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a shows you think you're gonna be the worst. I would say
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hostel shows probably the worst because not everybody speaks English hostel h o s t e l are also h STI Ll e hostile see that story is a lot better than mine because when I went to a I had pretty much no reason being there other than I was court ordered. So I went there. They just said let's talk about this. Yeah.
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They told me that I had to go there and then they of course everyone stand up to saying why you're there telling your names. I told my name and I told him what are your in a jujitsu lifestyle now and I see you growing in that and I have to think
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now now I'm putting now putting the storyline together. This is what you do branding everybody this is how you brand this you storytelling. Is that you know that tip of advice. Listen to just listen to me. Master brander Okay, I'm the master brander that Don Draper that is your best brand name. Master brand. Yeah.
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Pretty good on the flight. So here's what I'm saying. Was this the lowest point for you? with whatever happened before make you court ordered guessing a DUI? Or you
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you had a con era like fight outside of a bar where your hands should be registered weapons now actually, it had nothing to do with jujitsu know beforehand? Oh, yeah. Before we jitsu laughs Yeah. Yeah, it was before like, really?
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Yeah, yeah. Definitely. Before all that, um, and when I learned what happened, so when I went in, they they're telling me to tell you why further rewinding or going back. Yeah, I want to know why you got to there. Yes. This is how we tell story. You brought it up by the way. It looks alright. Alright, guys, I have a warm chin here. That is like four inches out. What is that your lucky one. Now? This is like 30 years in the making. Oh my god. Okay. Yeah. Why you had to go
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there like you have you look like a dog with mange like we don't know what to tell the guy. He has silky Chinese facial hair. So all right. All right. to back up the story to the beginning. You guys know I had cancer right?
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Now I feel bad. It's funny. So you guys know I almost died. Right? I beat cancer on the day I beat cancer.
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We've hit a new low and the day that I beat cancer. I went out to Ebor to celebrate Ybor City like our Bourbon Street if you're outside there
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in Ybor City, pissed, drunk. Identity start up the car. I just got into the car. I put the keys in the ignition and that's what caught me my DUI. That sucks. Yep. And the same at that exact day that I found out I went into remission. So that's horrible. Did you tell the cop that I did. Oh, I also throw you like Johnny Damon. Oh, guys matter. Blue Lives Matter. No, this. I didn't want this.
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He's like I'm saving. Lives Matter, man. Look, I know I'm a Trump voter and stuff. Boo. Boo the guy that doesn't matter in his lady gets out of the car. She's like, what's going on?
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Very Florida lady as Yeah, like what's going on out here?
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Like Ma'am, in the car and she's like, you don't have to tell me to do that. Immediately. Yeah, no, mine was much worse than that. All right, tell so I, at the time, I was really in deep deep into my photography, doing photos for all you comedians, you're at the improv and so on. So I want to be the Troy Conrad of Florida comedy scene. I did
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look him up. He's the guy does all the Comedy Store stuff. Really? Yeah, he's great.
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Look at all the Comedy Store Instagram stuff that that looks well down that guy. Who's the guy that owns side splitters?
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bt owns it down not at nothing, not Bobby. Joe. He'll do it. Look it up. I I've done photos for ralphie may before he passed. Like that impresses him done. But we'll, we'll get into here hit either way. So I got they pulled me out the car what other comedians died? After I took a picture of
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Charlie Daniels. I did photos for it. But he wasn't a comedian. Kind of a comic. Yeah. So either way, I get out the car. They pull me up the car. I'm like, I'm head photographer. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh, yeah. I went that route. Uh huh. Yeah. So cops are super impressed by resume. Yeah, they were they were they were like I said, he told us more when when anybody boasts the resumes anybody ever impressed? I'm trying to think about it right now. Because people do in business world people do it a lot. Like guys do it to try to hit on women like I did this and I that. I know. Only time it works is when you're trying to establish like a kind of job interview. Yeah. Or like establish a connection. I don't know. Even then, like they got it in front of them. That's true. If you start like reeling off the there'll be like, I'll ask the questions. Yeah, that's true. Actually. Now that I know it means insecurity, right? They're very, they're not that important. Well,
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in that environment, it doesn't matter who you know who you did photos for who you had on the show, whatever. might actually matter who you know, but
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I'm sorry. What? Are you guys bullying me cutting me off? No. So I went through all that process. I woke up in the jail. They're like, you were drunk. Great. What did you blow? I think
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mine was that.
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On one point something you want to Johnny Damon? Point three. No, zero. Now I was doing limb three. Yeah. Double limit would be point. 160. Yeah, like a Silver Slugger level? That's that's admirable, is definitely you didn't drive so no, I don't really feel like it's that bad. So you sat in the car? Yeah. With the keys in the ignition. That's where? That's tough. That, you know, like, if it's not right, when you're within six feet. I don't get that. I mean, again it but
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I feel like when you got the keys in the car, you're about to bounce. Yeah. Yeah. Either way. Were you Was that your intention? Just getting some AC. I don't remember. Your drive, though. The only reason I remember or know what occurred is because I read the court documents and that's what occurred little boy. Yeah. And they're like, this guy comes out of those cars. And he's had photographers that in
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Oh, yeah, cuz.
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Because I was talking to a lawyer. I'm like, Alright, let's fight this the best we can. I got great connections. I'll get letters of recommendation. Whatever. Your lawyers eyes rolling. Yeah, we're gonna do it, man. And we will fight this all the way to Supreme Court. You give him my resume. He immediately looked at me. There is no way we're gonna fight this. It's just best. Let's pay this. Yeah.
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Fortunately, and yeah, so he got me.
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The way to reduce my charges and everything was go to the AIA. Do the a COVID for like two years now. So I heard a lot of stories about people, like just continuously falling back into drinking and relaxing and just like, they're like, Oh, we don't know how we can live life without having drink. And I'm just like, this is where I wish I could keep my mouth shut at times. Because where the original beginning of this story was going. When I told my name and they asked me while I was there. I told him I have no reason to be here. I don't know why you guys keep coming here. Like, oh, yeah, I was like their church basically saying, Clay How old are you? I don't
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that's it doesn't make it any better. I should have learned but got to know 24 that's how bad yeah, it's still pretty down. Yeah. Salary now.
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Yeah, I'm 30 now Yeah, that's fine. Still at 24 is pretty down still. I could easily I could very easily walked out because you're gonna beat the crap out of me You probably wasted you know no I get it okay so I was medicated okay yeah yeah now we're getting now we're getting somewhere some green you know when I get there in I'm usually doesn't make you hostile No not at all but for drivers there was a cop too so they got to listen to the story how I'm going to a high
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Riley with all that and they're probably thinking like this it It probably didn't learn anything I think they know that most people will go to those there's there's a certain contingent of people who go to anonymous millions that are messed up and they're faking obligation. There's obligation there's only time. There's also like to go one time they're just hanging out one get a taste of this. Yeah, yeah, no basically they're like you got to go to a meeting and then like an A, like an actual meeting. So the first one was like just a meeting. Yeah, like a warm up meeting there's only four people in there and just conversing don't really remember about what right but then the second one they're like you actually have to go experience the justice system is perfect. Yeah.
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Totally. We're Coffee and Cigarettes a lot of nice tapping a lot of our all that in it's your stereotypical a meeting deep in the hood of Tampa. And I'm just like, nice. I don't belong here.
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Yeah, except that's where you are. Yeah, but I learned my lesson right? You don't realize at the time and ever since then. I never drank more than a beer since then. Really? One time? Yeah, go for you have more than one beer. That's all better than us. But smoking though. Two, three blondes, whatever. Okay, okay, Snoop. humblebrag. So, so you Okay, so you had a big life change which is interesting, because, you know, I feel like you probably got into more of the professional world they're on because you're hustling you're doing three or four things like I see consume a lot of your time might have to be one that it's not gonna pay anything but I everybody I know who does jujitsu religiously really fucking loves it right? So my that takes about nine hours a week of my life. That's a good that alone takes about nine hours. So typically, my day goes wake up seven o'clock. Get ready for my nine to five job now the nine to five job and then afterwards I go train after that. I hope teach class and then I do teach on my own as well private lessons. So that does actually make some good money trying to pick up more people but time come in this livestream a lesson for lawn I get
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my hands and feet sweat profusely. I don't sweat more. No, no.
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My hands my hands and feet sweat like disgusting amount. I don't that's that's the one thing that's held me back from like, rolling on the mat. Oh, don't don't let that I mean, talking pretty. It's bad. You'll never see me in football. No, you're totally fine. There's this. Can I wear socks? can wear Aqua socks? No, you can't then I do. I will really like you'll see my foot lot. But you can you want to see all that sweat? Fine.
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I'll see nothing. When when you get I'm not taking that as an excuse. Yeah, when you get deep into training, where you have some booties, that's all I know. Then I can't do that. I'm out of admits I'll be a ninja then a if you want to be okay with the risk of getting your butt kicked anytime you walk down the street by me, by me. Now look, I didn't mean mad though. I do I do want a new jujitsu on that level would be nice to have that. You know in your hip pocket. I did say my life three times. I do. Really? Yeah. Let's I have to hear that. One of them. What's the best one? So great one was it like the Ohio State football player or Oklahoma football players? were no beat up those kids and they're like, Oh, whoops, a little bit. So I get two stories real quick for you. The first one. I'm at Dean south of the border in Punta Gorda. Rachel, shout out to her if she's still working there as a bartender.
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Hopefully
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the person that I'm talking about Oh, no. killed someone. No, really. He was a good friend of mine.
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His name was Kane. But we're yields pushing me. Like he's a black belt Taekwondo at the time. And he was pushing me in because he heard that I trained. So finally I gripped up his arm pulled him into me and I took his back started choking him out. Really? Yeah. This is before we
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became friends by the way. Yeah, so yeah, I got like a sixth
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duplex together Jeep lovers. The next day though, took us back. All right. So I took us back I started choking him out, banging my head against the concrete. Danielle steel now, we pulled a knife out and everything. Rachel jumps out of the bar. Oh my god, what's going on? They stop it all. Next day, a mutual friend of ours, scuba. He comes looking for me because he heard what had happened. Brad named scuba. He and his name Steve to saw me man. Yeah.
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Okay, yeah. So yeah, he came looking for me because he found out that we got into a fight and
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he's basically brothers with a cane and then we ended up becoming all best friends but buddies, you know, lovers and so on. Okay, right. And you really took it there. There's a lady. Yes. And I like it. His improv classes are paying off. And then the second story I got I was at a 10 to hos house ex girlfriend a what tend to attend to Whoa, yeah, the Tinder Tinder, I guess. Mm hmm. So went over to her her family's house her bum cousin broke into the house at the time. I'm not going to get involved. Whatever you want break in still everything on that side? I don't care. You know, I know. Yeah. So need me to chase this guy. That's what I told her. I'm like, hey, and that's when she's like, as long as you don't pass this part of the house. Don't do nothing. So that's what I told him. I'm like, Hey, you do True Detective. Just the scene where he's like, about to go in the hood.
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You know, mechanic. Hey, you know the best fucking thing on TV ever? It was good.
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Okay, Breaking Bad is the best show ever don't even listening. We don't have time to get into that part. You
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were not doing this
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one. It was good. But not breaking bad. Oh, no. The Wire nothing competes to the wire. The Wire was okay. Compared to the wires 20 years ago. I can't even I can't get into it. Let's go Mr. Robot then. Mr. Robot is hands down like the best.
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It's It's pretty good. But it's not alright. jujitsu,
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wise robot. The one shot a Scorsese shot that goes through the hunt. Yes. I remember that. Yes. What do you need? Anyways, back to your story. Just I guess it was sort of like that. Yeah. And so he comes up to me, and I'm like, Hey, man, like, I won't let you go past this. So he pushed into me. Whatever. He pushes me, I pull him. I don't know why I'm pulling people into me. I'm a guard, polar. Whatever. Please. A guard puller. Yes, please. I'm so glad no one in my jujitsu community actually watches this. Because they wouldn't. I'm going to put yourself Yeah, you tag yourself there all the time. We know now we're going to post that are in tag them. Show. So we're sure as long as this one person doesn't see. I'm golden. Okay, we're gonna find out who that is as well and say, but anyway, so I pulled him into me. I put them right into a triangle started choking him out, while the ex girlfriend comes up behind starts wailing on his head start like punching him in the head. And so I like like, I sort of loosen up I kick her away. And I just keep him choked up verbally.
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Sure, yeah.
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Allegedly. Allegedly. I yeah. Cuz
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a lot of fighting going on with tigist show. Yeah. So I he's finally like,
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starting to get choked out and I'm like, Alright, I'll let you go. You help me up. You let me go. I help or I let him go. He helped me up. And then his first response was, I wasn't expecting any jujitsu MMA stuff. And like, it's not my fault. You know, you. You and I we can not be best friends. Yeah. No, we're friends with everybody.
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And we will Yeah. Alright, third story, then we got it. We're gonna round this out. Third story. Yeah. Okay. All right. Which third best friend? How do you make friends with not best friend? Oh, this was before during cancer time.
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Drunk Celtic. Ray. I remember that place. Get out of the bar fight for Tom Rhodes there. Yeah. Do you guys look into fight to people on the bar. The two friends of mine. I get out of the taxi. I drunkenly wrote up. They're looking to fight them. Cops already up there. And they're like, what happened? I raised my hand. I know what happened. No idea what happened. I know what happened. Yeah. And they're like, get out of here. You're drunk. Even Kansas at the bar was like, get in here pulling me in there. told me we know you came alone. Yeah.
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He's a good guy. So totally. This helps. Finally, I start to I go back outside the bar, again raise my hand and the officer at the time swats my hand. And I pushed him into my car. Yeah. That's why you don't drink. Yeah, you're not good. So good like we are.
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Now, revanchist, a month later on down there helping teach a class with Tony at Punta Gorda, martial arts and reference.
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All these people got to Okay, so devils in the detail the cop, the cop that I pushed his partners training with me, unknowingly, and I'm just bad mouthing this cop in front of his partner unknowingly, and we train and at the end of it, he's like, yeah, that's my partner. Like,
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that sucks. I just trained with you. I assaulted your partner. Not too long ago. No wonder you spared me and my job. And my back. Yeah. How serendipitous. Well, we can't end an episode any better. No power of threes. Let's do it. Thanks for coming on
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the show I want to see your
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about my sweater.
